Dear...

Dear Procrastination,
Why must we keep meeting like this? Let's not beat around the bush, this relationship is just not working out for me. It's not me, it's you. The time has come when we need to go our separate ways. ...No, we cannot still be friends. In fact I would like a restraining order.
Signed, Yours Truly

Dear Motivation, Productivity, Determination, and the like,
Where ever have you gone? I miss you and desperately want you in my life. You and me go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly and Abbot and Costello. Without you I might just in fact not survive college, and I really feel it is imperative that I make it to graduation so I can move out of this city and on with my life. Please return to me as soon as possible and be part of my life once again.
Signed, Yours Truly